The Commencement Address
fishingboatproceeds: Some people have asked to read the commencement address I delivered this morning to the 2013 graduates of Butler University. So here it is. My own commencement speaker, who shall remain nameless, began with a lame joke about how these speeches only come in two varieties: Short and bad. This raised my expectations, and then he went onto speak for 26 minutes, so I’m just...
writing is safer, somehow because my pen cannot stutter like my lips do, and words get stuck in throats, not fingertips, can’t stumble on paper trails of blue lines because writing is definite and clear and no one can tell if i am crying or laughing through written words alone
realhumanbaby: Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed
onecolorendsandonebegins: I was holding Kovu and talking to him about why he’s not allowed to go outside any more cause he keeps disobeying me and he just lifts up his paw and puts it on my mouth, like “shut up mum, i don’t care”
incomplete untitled klaine break-up fic; eventual...
Kurt felt dead inside. This wasn’t supposed to happen. All sorts of crap had happened to him, but not with Blaine. Never with Blaine. Rachel was tiptoeing around him in the apartment. Normally he would be a bit annoyed at this, but he couldn’t find it in himself to care anymore. He stared blankly at the photo of himself and Blaine in his phone next to Blaine’s contact. He willed Blaine to call....
Look at you. You’re young. And you’re scared. Why are you so scared? Stop being...– Louise Flory (via stanalicious)
doors are such a good invention -you can close bathroom doors so people don’t see you -you can open doors to let air in -you can close doors if you want to cry into your pillow -you can even lock doors so people outside can’t come in -they are like walls but openable
Very Truly Yours: The sea is my sadness and You... →
thunderpopcola: It’s a horrible thing to wake up in the middle of the night and feel like something is missing. You think back to the day that was and you feel quite lost, and then you remember things change, people do change and you are powerless over circumstances and you are powerless over people’s…
Picture yourself when you were five. In fact, dig out a photo of little you at...– Kris Carr (via martaunderthesea) Mind. Blown. (via schmove)
Your Fave Is Problematic: John Green →
yourfaveisproblematic: EDIT: John Green addressed (parts of) this post here and here Commented on how nerd women are an “under-utilized romantic resource” instead of, you know, human beings. The comment also manages to be exceedingly heteronormative and slut-shaming, and enforces the hierarchy of high…
Why I took down my video this week
josephbirdsong: A few people have been asking why my video was removed this week, so I figured it was time to explain. Read More Why I took down my video this week 04/15/13 A few people have been asking why my video was removed this week, so I figured it was time to explain. First, I want to say the video was not taken down because I deemed the material offensive. The amount of...
thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy: gaaraofsuburbia: tctisi: It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time. Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned. We were just misinterpreting it. WAIT 20:13 2013
iceteafromengland: thatgayface: iceteafromengland: fall-pout-boy: thatgayface: pandanim: iceteafromengland: conviviale: thatgayface: backstageoraplacetohide: thatgayface: theobatzman: Macklemore corrects someone’s grammar. Mackle*you’re. Macklemore turns into a lion. Mackleroar. Macklemore cuts his arm off. Macklesore. Macklemore loses all his money. Macklepoor ...
thatgayface: theobatzman: Macklemore corrects someone’s grammar. Mackle*you’re. Macklemore turns into a lion. Mackleroar. Macklemore cuts his arm off. Macklesore.
alex-day-music: This is a genuine conversation I had with Siri, the cocky bitch: Siri: *boopboop* Me: Delete my reminder. Siri: I don’t have permission to delete reminders. Me: … I give you permission. Siri: I don’t understand ‘I give you permission’. But I can search the web for it. Me: Search the web for it. Siri: Searching the web for ‘it’.
cosmic-vomit: So, if you tune Taylor Swift down...
airbornranchdressing: jultomten: jirzetta: foervraengd: vinterhjarta: bornbymidnight: videohall: What happens when you scream out of your window in Sweden at night > Imagine walking there as a tourist not knowing wtf is going on lol. > I was expecting like 30 Scandinavians running out of buildings coming to help you. > Hope no one is ever mugged at around 10pm in Sweden....
drblaine: Anonymous prompted: early Klaine and insecurities. “What kind of boys do you like?” It’s not a weird question, but it’s not one that Kurt has given a lot of thought in the past, or even now. Kurt shrugs. “I don’t really know.” He’s seventeen. He knows he likes boys, but he doesn’t consider himself the kind to have a type. Maybe someday he’ll have a type, but for now he’s...
erichalvorsen: I am depressed. I think in some way or another, its always something that has plagued me. It often dies down. It hides itself for a while, sometimes for a very long time, only to rear its crippling head back in to take control of mine. I currently am suffering from probably the hardest hitting bout of it that I have ever experienced. Its truly a terrifying thing. A few weeks ago...
corniest joke ever, i'm sorry in advance.
ckofshadows: Kurt: Ugh, this geography homework is the worst. Blaine: Can I help? I could quiz you or something. Kurt: Sure, take my notecards. Blaine: Okay, what’s Tehran the capital of? Kurt: Um… Blaine: You know this. Kurt: Um… shoot, it’s right on the tip of my tongue. Blaine: Starts with an I… Kurt: I dunno. Is it Iraq? Blaine: Read More
Across the Ocean (20/20)
bentbackedtulip: Kurt and Blaine never got together and they slowly drifted apart after Kurt transferred back to WMHS. 4 years later Kurt is working at Vogue.com in New York and Blaine is studying Musical Theatre in London. They email. Previously: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19 2016 From: firstname.lastname@example.org To: blanderson@ɡmail.com Subject: the end of an...